Monday, November 3, 2008

Thor - BOND?

When we heard that Marvel had offered James Bond star, Daniel Craig, the role of Mighty Thor in their next movie endeavor, we couldn't help but wonder what the movie might be called...
Wisely, Craig immediately turned it down (see article HERE), but that didn't stop us from cracking wise about the hybrid movie titles that pairing brings to mind. So, in true Lettermanesque fashion, here are our top ten movie title picks:

1. For Thor Eyes Only


2. Odinpussy


3. The Man with the Stone Hammer


4. Coldfinger


5. Mjolnirraker


6. Thundergod (ball)


7. Midgard is Not Enough


8. The Spy Who Hammered Me


9. From Valhalla with Love


10. Odineye


Honorable mentions...
- The Man with the Golden Hair
- The Sif who Loved Me
- License to kill... With a Hammer
- On Lord Odin's Secret Service
- Casino Immortale

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