Saturday, November 8, 2008

Daniel Craig turns down role for Thor the Movie

So the interesting news from comic book land is that Daniel Craig, the latest James Bond, was actually offered the role of Thor by Marvel Studios, but has turned it down. As we know by now, Shakespearean guy Kenneth Branagh, in one of those WTF moments, has been hired to direct the live-action movie of the Thunder God.

I suspect hiring Branagh was a calculated move by Marvel, much like hiring a critically acclaim director like Jon Favreau for “Iron Man”. But really, Kenneth Friggin Branagh? Seriously, Marvel? Anyways, here’s that bit of news about Craig turning down Thor.

IESB asked if Craig was interested in doing something a little different character-wise, like Thor?

Craig said no, he turned it down and laughed about it.

Sanchez continued, “seriously, I heard the folks over at Marvel had you on a short list to be Thor.”

Craig said yes they [Marvel] did approach him but he turned it down. He added jokingly, it would have been too much of a power trip, both Bond and Thor, and running around with long hair and a hammer.

It’s probably for the best. Craig is an excellent actor, and can brood with the best of them, not to mention the accent would work on the character. But let’s face it, he’s just not all that physically imposing of a figure. But who is? We’re talking about a God here, after all. With a big friggin hammer, to boot.

Below: It’s Hammer time.

Thor Wallpaper

To set as wallpaper - click on image then right click and "set as wallpaper

Monday, November 3, 2008

Thor - BOND?

When we heard that Marvel had offered James Bond star, Daniel Craig, the role of Mighty Thor in their next movie endeavor, we couldn't help but wonder what the movie might be called...
Wisely, Craig immediately turned it down (see article HERE), but that didn't stop us from cracking wise about the hybrid movie titles that pairing brings to mind. So, in true Lettermanesque fashion, here are our top ten movie title picks:

1. For Thor Eyes Only


2. Odinpussy


3. The Man with the Stone Hammer


4. Coldfinger


5. Mjolnirraker


6. Thundergod (ball)


7. Midgard is Not Enough


8. The Spy Who Hammered Me


9. From Valhalla with Love


10. Odineye


Honorable mentions...
- The Man with the Golden Hair
- The Sif who Loved Me
- License to kill... With a Hammer
- On Lord Odin's Secret Service
- Casino Immortale